Boise State University, also known as "Bozo State" and "Riverside Tech," is a commuter school. An extension of high school, its primary emphasis is on the three "gets"—get drunk, get laid, get pizza. To be accepted into the university, all you need is to be an Idaho resident with a high school diploma. It is a completely embarrassing place to claim as one's alma mater. Don't believe me? Consider this: the university's Pavilion, center to the city's largest concerts and sports events, was recently renamed the Taco Bell Arena, with a huge Taco Bell logo on all four entrances. Now do you believe me?