John

The central character, is a graphic designer, grade zero. A late bloomer who, well, never really bloomed. If nothing else, his "good attitude" keeps him employed!

Ron

He's likeable, he pontificates, and he wears Hawaiian shirts. He's always in trouble, but he says what is really on his mind.

Tucker

The editor of the agency's newsletter, DUH–Speak. Deep inside, he's really a madman.

Dan

The practical-minded manager of John's team, he's like a teacher with a class of kids.

Shamey

Cool, sloppy, and half–awake, he is an agency techie.

Mr. Perk

The director of the division. He peppers his conversation with catch phrases like, "best practices" and "strategic alignment."

Marcie

She's the humorless administrative assistant: all business and very serious.

Lora

John's wife who works as an elementary school teacher. They have two cats who run the house. The cats meow, but also talk to clarify things.