Brother Zero

Brother Zero is a short little friar who is arrogant, snobbish, and seemingly wise.

Brother Loar

Brother Loar loves the good things in life and often finds himself in trouble.

Daryl Licht

Daryl Licht is a modern day hippie who likes to hang around with Brother Zero, who treats him like a student with lectures beginning with, “Consider the...”

Elmore

Elmore is Brother Zero’s donkey companion. Cynical and gloomy, he is often the recipient of Brother Zero’s awful puns.

Rachel

Rachel is a geeky girl and Brian’s unlikely girlfriend.

Brian

Brian is obnoxious, and he has a thing about being a “real man.”